about 50%

I have a lot of questions about this outfit. And also about what Jonathan Cheban is still doing on this show.

you win

watched porn with my parents when i was a teenager

If Dodai were there too, I might try to assume your identity.

I hate Khloe Kardashian mainly because of her claim that her ass is from squats. It actually makes me furious.

Contouring has never managed to raise my nose two inches from where it formerly ended. Funny, that.

Bitch we’re supposed to believe you haven’t had a nose job? GTFO.

“I know people think I’ve had a nose job.”

No. Fuck make-up, and fuck anyone who tries to say it’s some fundamental part of the female experience.

I triple-dog dare them to show me the Scripture that addresses trans people. I’ll wait.

Preach Warren.

I hope that’s not true because that means they never have any moments that are makeup free with a baggy t-shirt and some sweats and I think only sociopaths can live without those moments.

You’d almost think that they’re living an existence where absolutely nothing happens in their lives unless it’s on camera and or social media! Weird!

YAS!!

He is yum to the um.

Twilight is the best unintentionally funny movie ever

Oh god the therapy