Whoa get it girl. He's a cutie

Is anyone else bothered by the fact that in the promos they bleeped the word “vagina” but not “penis.” What the fuck? Penis is a much more offensive and jarring word to hear when sitting with your grandmother having coffee, than vagina is.

I'm about to lose my shitty $9.50 an hour job and this fucking millionaire bitch needs more money? Fuck this fucking planet.

Could we just get total loan forgiveness on all student loans taken out before 2013 cuz that would be amazeballs. My partner and I might get a shot at this whole life thing. God why did I go to college.

Oh I’m so torn about Ellen. To be honest I wonder why shes on television after all the shit she got for coming out as a lesbian. If I were her I’d harbor a lot of resentment, and I’d probably be thinking, ‘oh you fuckers are ok with me being gay now? Where were you back then when my show was canceled?’ But then I see…

Hahaha. Gross.

“Make a music”

A lot of people do not have savings and are barely scraping by. It angers me when people are surprised by this. Like when my doctor asked me why I hadn’t gotten checked out sooner for a health concern I’ve had for ten years. I said, “because I couldn’t afford it” and he looked at me like “huh?” I wanted to punch him.…

Talk to me when the only job you can get is cashiering at Target.

I’m so tired of the fucking humble brag “my first job out of college...” My first job out of college was/is the job I had during, because I haven't been able to get a better one. And I'm not alone.

Damnit I need to see that fucking movie

Lol I’d probably “who dis bitch?” Jamie Presley and Bella Thorne (I can’t with that name) too. My question is, why are people amazed when “mediums” tell them a bunch of information they already know? Or at least vague statements that add up to information they already know. Wouldn’t you want to be told NEW…

To all the people who apparently this is not common knowledge because they live in a cozy little bubble or whatever: every retail establishment is cutting employees’ hours right now like crazy, so everyone is dealing with a skeleton crew. This means less registers open or enough registers open, but no one on the sales…

I thought those Yeezy shoes were Marty McFly knockoffs personally

Well said.

It also may not be mold in some cases, but clothing fiber. I wear a red sweater at work and always have mine in the pocket ( which makes me look like I am carrying a golf ball by the way lol) and I noticed bits of red around the inside where it twists together. I imagine gray or black clothing fiber would look like…

Oh god no. That would be the fucking end of me.

Her cleavage is amazing. I’m jealous. But seriously, “nudity?” Give me a break.

Literal LOL at this