Right as you say that, I see this. Sigh.

...I’m tempted to purchase this only because of your parody.

...I’m tempted to purchase this only because of your parody.

Not unique, but—I can confirm I have one and it works exactly as intended. I use a portable charger to power it, and it works great.

Not unique, but—I can confirm I have one and it works exactly as intended. I use a portable charger to power it, and…

I believe there’s a false equivalency, comparing CD-ROM drives to headphone jacks.

I get why you would say that, but there are people who don’t necessarily see the need to get married.

Looks like it compares to a 3rd-generation i5.

Looks like it compares to a 3rd-generation i5.

Bruno Mars is far from underrated. I enjoy him as an artist and performer, but I don’t believe he’s underrated.

It doesn’t just apply to white people, but people of all backgrounds. Koreans hate Japanese, Indians hate Pakistanis, Dominicans hate Haitians, etc.

Congrats! :)

Congrats! :)

If men are being paid only $25/hr, and if they work 7 hours a day, they are being paid 88 cent to the dollar for the same work women are doing!

Well, Rob Schneider comes from a mixed background, as he’s Filipino...and besides, what’s with the ad hominem attack?

Man—I’m hoping it can handle being placed vertically.