“yeahitkindadoes”

I’m sorry, but the chicken companion mod seems like it is THE BEST

First you let a witch bless your legislature, and next thing you know you’re diverting aid to Hogsmeade and spending half your defense budget on developing anti-Dementor weapons. It’s a slippery slope, Iowa.

Rep. Rob Taylor (R) attended, but turned his back during the blessing. This, he believes, is what Jesus would have done. “Jesus would be in the chamber, from my perspective. He would passively protest,” he told reporters.

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

*sips skinny whole-milk nonalcoholic Irish macchiato* from their monogrammed thermos

Ugh, some of these employees have so much attitude. If you're unwilling to do things just because they're logically impossible, maybe customer service isn't for you.

VLC encountered a problem with Windows

Help others install VLC, like this protester assisting the police with their install!

Felix is delicious.

Sooner or later, one must murder her darlings. :(