It’s a trailer for a Star Trek movie. No matter the quality people were going to be angry at it.

This is why I love this site.

No, no, it’s a white man playing the god of the Egyptians. Mighty whitey indeed! :P

YEA VERILY, COME AT ME BRO!

Once again, a white man is playing a Egyptian.

Paul Blackthorne himself calls it SmoaknLance.

Lance mentions that he’s drinking a club soda, but it’s probably not so good to have it in a bar. New nickname for the couple—Smance? Loak? MaDa (Mama Smoak, Daddy Lance)? Donnin? Quenta?

The issue with the new version isn’t that he no longer has godlike omnipotence; it’s that he’s been depowered to such a degree that he’s basically a different character. He is supposed to be very powerful. Very strong, very fast, very invulnerable. Golden Age Superman wasn’t just bullet proof, he could shrug off tank…

This. It really gets tiresome that the only argument for fucking up the character left and right is “it’s hard to write something for a perfect man, so we have to power him down.” Right. Keep making excuses.

You know what’s not a new narrative? Depowering Superman under the belief you can’t tell good stories with him otherwise. By my count it’s been happening over and over again for 30 years.

obvious troll is obvious

Our Bertie Bott’s Every-Flavor beans only come in beef and gunpowder.

Yeah, and they killed Star Trek before so...do you really want them back at it?

You know, I forced my way through S1 of Gotham, mainly hating it, but curious to see where it was going.

It’s dumber than the villains turning the United Nations ambassadors into powder in the ‘60s Batman movie, the powder getting mixed up, and the ambassadors being returned to life with the ability to speak other languages.

James Marsters’ narration of the Dresden Files.

Dude. You just made me join Pinterest. Thank you. Because now I have the recipe for something called Baconage.

How awesome was this Coast City sighting?

Sooner or later, one must murder her darlings. :(