This is the shittiest fucking take possible.

As someone who suffers from BPD so has some insight I suggest you do some research before you start flapping your gums about something you know nothing about

let’s keep in mind that applying logic to to the actions of those who suffer from serious mental illness issues is fucking stupid.

Wiseau serious?

BREAKING: White Guy Continues To Fail Upward On Wave Of Hipster Bullshit

Ummmm not even the cops are claiming they were shot at...

This week

As someone who loves to DM, but works ~60 hours a week and lives an hour or so away from my friends, Roll20 was the absolute best thing that could have happened to my group D&D-wise. If WotC were smart, they would purchase Roll20, or heavily invest in getting Roll20 set up faster.

My van looks just like the inside of that car after the bear leaves. I think my two kids might be part bear. Only explanation.

The problem is he’d have to have convicted.

Don’t forget, contracts were so important to the Founders that they were enshrined in the Constitution:

“yeahitkindadoes”

I’m sorry, but the chicken companion mod seems like it is THE BEST

First you let a witch bless your legislature, and next thing you know you’re diverting aid to Hogsmeade and spending half your defense budget on developing anti-Dementor weapons. It’s a slippery slope, Iowa.

Rep. Rob Taylor (R) attended, but turned his back during the blessing. This, he believes, is what Jesus would have done. “Jesus would be in the chamber, from my perspective. He would passively protest,” he told reporters.

*sips skinny whole-milk nonalcoholic Irish macchiato* from their monogrammed thermos

Ugh, some of these employees have so much attitude. If you're unwilling to do things just because they're logically impossible, maybe customer service isn't for you.

i hate you.

Wheres the honey badger?

Sooner or later, one must murder her darlings. :(