nenburner
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nenburner

Liberace wasn’t gay, he sued the Daily Mirror to prove it and won.

“own the libs...you people...book burnings”

You can drop the “franchise capper” caveat. Each LOTR movie was 3 hours, so Return of the King wasn’t unique in this regard. Even for Marvel, no Avengers entry had been shorter than 2hrs+20 minutes.

It was a warm summer evening when a Nubian, a gypsy, and a Jew walked into a small bar on the outskirts of town. They had all been good friends for years and enjoyed getting together to chat and share a drink. But tonight, they had something else on their minds.

I have multiple theories:

He was great in Mouse Hunt.

My wife complains when a film approaches the two-hour mark. I used to argue that it if the movie remained interesting, it didn’t matter how long it was.

Given that they’ve already done this for Christie novels, the idea itself isn’t inherently a problem. But I am rather dubious on the edits to remove mention of ethnicity - why is it bad to mention that a character is black or Jewish, for example?

The thing is it’s not even just about the number or proportion of long movies, like over 2.5 or 3 hours. It’s that even “short” movies are over 2 hours. Even in the article, they point to Shazam 2 and Quantumania at a little over 2 hours as “they didn’t feel interminable”.

Considering that the Telegraph, who noticed the changes, say that these new editions have been out since 2020 and the knowledge of the changes don't appear to have come from the publisher or Christie's estate, it doesn't seem to be an advertising thing. Sure, they probably want to sell more books (not that sales are

Passages from these novels have been “reworked or removed”

fallen out of contemporary popularity”

I don’t think that applies to Christie. Her books still sell in the millions yearly. The company that owns her copyright recently made $33M in one year. The 2017 Orient Express grossed over $350M.

Talk about a missed opportunity.  That was some great IP that just went totally to waste.

Murder on the Asian Express

I had the ‘Ten Little Indians’ version when I was a kid, never knew about the UK title until I was an adult. 

Ten little whaat?!

When tickets are like $20 after fees, only getting 90 minutes feels like a cheat.

To secure top talent, Netflix, HBO Max, and their ilk give directors free rein to make the movie they want, no matter the budget or the length,