The CPR minigame, on the other hand…

Having decided that bachelor parties aren't enough, Bill Murray is now apparently visiting people's dreams.

Really, though, making an informational video and posting it on the Internet is an even less effective way of dodging a sword attack.

Hey, don't diss on SuperFX. Yoshi's Island was ace.

*Canondorf

After messing around for a bit, I came up with 'Eviluigi', I think that kinda works.

It's also on Steam, for a mere $5!

And the award for 'Longest Gap Between Release And PC Port' goes to…

Looney Tunes vs the Basketball Mutants from Futurama. Make it happen.