Good to hear after a lifetime of being outnumbered by Bulls fans in the Bradley Center.

I’m from Milwaukee and I assure you we are also very jealous and in a state of existential dread. Just in a general sort of way though.

Tears of joy. Welcome back to my ear holes.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

The shot clock in the Lebron dunk is at 13

“In lieu of a commemorative statue, the San Antonio Spurs are happy to announce that Tim will simply stand outside the arena at all times, stoically contemplating the horizon.”

Hamilton’s looking good tonight.

I think an appropriate punishment would be to force these people to continue to live in rural southern Ohio.

I think they did read their history books since it says “part 2"