Yeah man, Saturday’s UFC card sucks complete butt and I wish we had at least one of the Game 7s that day.

Look nobody likes to admit it but I’ll say what everybody is thinking but is afraid to say:

Bob Saget, Jamie Dimon, and the other leaders of the white community need to address their flawed culture.

I’m sure this will be given extensive analysis by Laura Ingrahm and Toni Lahren.

Clearly, if white people didn’t listen to country and rock “musicians” like Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan, who frequently glorify violence and were both frequently linked to substance abuse, we wouldn’t be having these problems with white culture.

We can’t even talk about all the white on white crime in these videos because of PC culture SMDH.

And the suggestive, vulgar, and violent lyrics of Country & Western music, I’ll tell you what. What with the “boots up your ass” and all of the day-drinking and bodies like backgrouds and such.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.

actually it was good

oh yeah that argument was BAD

The only awful argument I’ve ever been witness to was when a staffer claimed Bill Russell would be butt in today’s NBA and the dust didn’t clear for like two hours

we no longer get into fights over sports now that draper is gone

The staff is remarkably level-headed about every possible topic except evaluating quarterbacks. Get us on a QB debate and within three minutes someone will be screaming “RINGGGZZZZZ” at someone else.

We don’t speak out loud in the office

I’m trying to remember the last real sports argument we got into, and it was probably something about whether or not football is dying or Drew being mad that we were talking about soccer too much.

Swaggy P will be fine as long as there is never a point where they might actually need Swaggy P. Suddenly it won’t be so fun anymore.

It’s so perfect that the one universal place that signs of nationalism is okay; soccer, is also one of the things that our nationalists hate the most.