Excellent example, but:

Connor, Scout, Kyle, Caleb...No undergrad so Chad is a non-starter.

Chadd

Jayson with the y would’ve been up there, but I guess that’s the dad.

Hunter

The only thing better would be if his middle name was Wayne.  

I think the 2019 Camaro nosejob along with the “fix” attributed to people just not buying them. along with Chevy so keen to try and satisfy Camaro boomer fans but constantly launching dumb editions like “Black Cherry Edition” or whatever it was called. Had a 2016 SS and it was seriously good.

Its nOt An AsAuLt RiFlE!

Guessing you haven’t priced automotive paint in a while, especially on pricier cars that like to add all kinds of crazy stuff into the mix.

Whoa! Don’t drag big snake oil into this. My fortune teller told me this day would come. 

“Let me know when you see one with a 3 on the tree.”

I was wondering why the comment on the wheels on the Z06 as well... I wonder what he would have chosen if it was his car?

For a Taycan to need a 3rd gear it’d probably have to do like 200mph or so, but I’ll let you know.

I’ve been looking all over for a 2 speed manual Taycan.  You can only find them on craigslist

I’ll tell her, I said b, Nemo1 is correct!

On the Radio: The older I get, the more I appreciate Dolly Parton’s music.

If you don’t want to see articles like this, then stop clicking and commenting on them. Every time you do, you feed the Algorithm. And Algie likes being fed, and so will reward you with more articles exactly like that.

I have two big hot takes, at least depending on the audience:

Jalopnik was better before Gawker bought it.

Sorry Jesse. That story didn’t sell on tape, and it ain’t going to get any extra credit here.