But this article isn’t about a cut of meat. You’re talking about sausage here, in this particular case. Very little food one eats will be more “processed” than breakfast sausage. At worst, the ultraprocessed plant-based sausage will be processed about as much as the ultraprocessed pork-based sausage. Nice straw man…

Hunh. My Hue lights and Google Home (and Mini) work together just fine. The problem could be your network, I suppose.