“suffers from ADHD and post-traumatic stress because of this school.”

1)Probably didn’t want to rock the style anymore, mom said no (or he never even mentioned it to her) and took matters into his own hands.

Not sure why the investigation only taking a day is a big deal. If you claim that your hair was cut in a specific office at or around X hour and video shows that you were nowhere near that place before, during, or after X hour, I’m not sure why we’re acting like the school is sweeping the issue under the rug.

If there’s one good thing that may come out of Jabba the POTUS, it will be showing Britain that fat oafs with dodgy blond hair are a poor choice of leader…

“Candygram for Mango... Candygram for Mango...”

Over/under on Trump nominating his horse to a Cabinet position is at 9 months.

Honestly when I ever I read this I can tell the authors don’t realize 1 out of 8 black people in America is a 1st or 2nd generation IMMIGRANT.

also:

He gets a Christian “mulligan” as long as he bans transsexuals from the military and defunds Planned Parenthood.

Still, though. Fuck that guy.

Congratulations. You’ve become a parody of yourself.

I feel pretty confident that the majority of people buying Oliver’s book (which was written by a woman, too) were never going to buy the Pences’ book. It’s not like these are two struggling artists who need the money, and John Oliver is directly diverting their potential earnings into his pockets. He’s donating 100…

Coutnerpoint: Don’t let the accent fool you, John Oliver is from the Pittsburgh of Great Britain.

Pope Francis already did the concern trolling bit yesterday.

It’s worth noting that Oliver is trolling the Pence family with a delightful and innocent book about two male bunnies that want to get married.

He’s an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job that is being recognized more and more, I notice.

Jimmy Carter was a graduate of the Naval Academy and was personally selected by the “Father of the nuclear Navy” Admrial Hyman Rickover as an officer in the newly created nuclear powered sub fleet.

I wan’t aware there was a test! Is it an oral exam?

He’s on a role. He just added this to his twitter feed with the caption:

Jim’s been doing an awful lot of interesting art lately, apparently

To be fair, Carrey painted Sarah Sanders as Sarah Sanders. Genetics and a lifetime of habitual lying made her a monster!