I have no idea why, but something about the way he keeps putting the glasses he just punched off her face back on her is as deeply disturbing as the actual physical violence, like it’s some extension of a need for control or the like.

That makes me wonder who wrote it for him.

I think the real story here is that Don Jr.’s response was actually pretty funny. This may mark the first time a conservative political figure has ever successfully made a joke on Twitter.

His father prefers Peeps... usually in a Russian hotel room.

How else can we expect Spurs fans to find the silverware?

Have they made sure he was connected to a power source and tried doing a hard reset? Did they make sure the battery was disconnected for 10-15 seconds beforehand?

Personally I will always rejoice at anything bad happened to Manchester United, but hearing them called “shitty” and “entitled” by a Arsenal fan and Barca stan is... well, it’s the sort of thing that makes one knit one’s brows in a bemused fashion.

Reading how their owner Ed Glazer (or more appropriately, guy who only got rich due to his dad) hosted a fundraiser for Trump last night, it makes this even sweeter.

It does. It’s called account deletion.

Just proves that no matter how much you try to hide science with religion, the truth always shines through.

We should have a new force called the Space Force. It’s like the Army and the Navy, but for space, because we’re spending a lot of money on space.

That is a lot better detail than what toy makers are passing off as engines these days. I mean, how freaking lazy can you get?! A piece of plastic with “Jaguar” written on it?

James Blunt is quite a bit cooler than his music lets on.

Handler: “When we captured Ollie, he was quite wild.”

Besides, O.J. Simpson had a whole trial and was acquitted, yet most white people (and, admittedly, some most blacks, too) still believe that he killed two people with the same knife at the same time on the same night.

This topic hits close to home for me so to read an entire article about “just because he wasn’t found guilty, doesn’t mean he didn’t do it” only for it to end with false equivalency and a sprinkling of conspiracy theory involving a man that couldn’t give a fuck less about me, you, Terry, and probably even himself, is…

The ‘steely-eyed woman of mystery’ look would work so much better if she wasn’t such a cretin.

Well, the Royals can say what they want but if Yordano Ventura had stayed at home and watched porn he’d still be alive today. And, possibly, with a better grip on his slider.

Monkey Island, but starring Neville