That makes me wonder who wrote it for him.

I think the real story here is that Don Jr.’s response was actually pretty funny. This may mark the first time a conservative political figure has ever successfully made a joke on Twitter.

His father prefers Peeps... usually in a Russian hotel room.

How else can we expect Spurs fans to find the silverware?

Have they made sure he was connected to a power source and tried doing a hard reset? Did they make sure the battery was disconnected for 10-15 seconds beforehand?

Personally I will always rejoice at anything bad happened to Manchester United, but hearing them called “shitty” and “entitled” by a Arsenal fan and Barca stan is... well, it’s the sort of thing that makes one knit one’s brows in a bemused fashion.

Reading how their owner Ed Glazer (or more appropriately, guy who only got rich due to his dad) hosted a fundraiser for Trump last night, it makes this even sweeter.

That is a lot better detail than what toy makers are passing off as engines these days. I mean, how freaking lazy can you get?! A piece of plastic with “Jaguar” written on it?

James Blunt is quite a bit cooler than his music lets on.

Handler: “When we captured Ollie, he was quite wild.”

Besides, O.J. Simpson had a whole trial and was acquitted, yet most white people (and, admittedly, some most blacks, too) still believe that he killed two people with the same knife at the same time on the same night.

This topic hits close to home for me so to read an entire article about “just because he wasn’t found guilty, doesn’t mean he didn’t do it” only for it to end with false equivalency and a sprinkling of conspiracy theory involving a man that couldn’t give a fuck less about me, you, Terry, and probably even himself, is…

Well, the Royals can say what they want but if Yordano Ventura had stayed at home and watched porn he’d still be alive today. And, possibly, with a better grip on his slider.

I bet it’s really frustrating to try to promote your work, only to have it derailed and ignored by someone throwing a tantrum because he only wanted to talk about his interests, even though you’ve already made your views on that topic clear in the past ... just not with him.

But, on the bright side, we’ve managed to make #metoo about putting women on the spot and make them uncomfortable in fun new ways. It was the natural endgame.

Oh, look! When Harry Kane/Tottenham don’t get a bunch of bullshit penalties and offsides goals allowed, they lose! Weird!

The bigger issue here seems to be why you feel entitled to her answers, and why you think that she should have to talk about Matthew Weiner just because she has spoken out about sexism in the past.

This looks like a parody of a book.

Monkey Island, but starring Neville