“Child of mine! You lectured and ridiculed a US senator? Good for you! Let me take you out for ice cream. Wait, do you smoke weed? Let me take you out for weed, and then probably ice cream.”

Funny thing is that they were respectful. They just didn t let the adults weasle their way out of answers.

Rubio’s sad broken face during this townhall gives me so much pleasure.

The fact that we’re applauding teenagers for asking hard questions goes to show that the adult journalists have not been asking hard questions for years.

I’m sorry, is that picture with the talking points real? “I hear you.” That had to be written down?!?!?!?!?!?!

I am so annoyed at the “45" on his dress shirt.

I once commented that I’d love to play poker with him. His tells would be so easy to read. The only problem is that he’d say that he won every hand, and he’d never show you his cards.

He will be missed by Christians and all religions.

I’m debuting my own.

There’s a tweet for everything

UK Update:

At least everything he said was genuine and heartfelt.

So these teachers are supposed to suddenly become sharpshooting snipers who can pick one armed kid off in a hallway full of screaming , running, panicked people? That’s the plan? Jesus Christ on a cracker, that’s the dumbest thing I have heard today. It’s still pretty early though.

“And maybe arm theater ushers, too.”

I’m not sure how many times I have to restate this for people to understand, but all BMWs come with turn signals, and their owners use them at all appropriate times. They just flash in a color that peasants can’t perceive.

Anecdotal evidence suggests this is a feature removed from later models, but E30s also have turn signals.

Thoughts and Prayers

I HAVE VIDEO OF DONALD TRUMP AT MAR-A-LAGO, A GOLF COURSE IN NEW JERSEY, THE WHITE HOUSE, AND A RUSSIAN WHORE HOUSE. OBVIOUSLY THIS MEANS HE IS A CRISIS PRESIDENT AND NOT THE REAL PRESIDENT.

In my mind, that (colonel it looks like?) is saying “and this is how you can go fuck yourself.”

Yo, what are you talking about? She makes it all the way up to the blue line five out of six times, doesn’t fall down, SKIS BACKWARDS, and doesn’t degrade herself or her country with showboating theatrics. Just good, clean skiing. Give this woman the Gold medal for efficiency and self respect.