Ooooh boy, I’ve got a treat for you! He did try youtube and it’s a glorious, surreal, dumpster fire. Highly recommend this (it’s 21 minutes long and worth every one of them):

So Bannon got hit with two subpoenas, one for each shirt. And I’m officially a Girther. It’s funny how, by growing an inch in height, Trump is no longer considered obese.

Of his three previous successors’ failures with North Korea, Trump said: “I guess they all realized they were going to have to leave it to a president that scored the highest on tests.”

Now all I can imagine is Forest Whitaker playing Trump...

To be fair both were obsessed with Scotland.

FINALLY someone decided to point this out. I have low standards for tabloids, but to see sites like People breathlessly covering this woman’s makeover/redemption (and thus putting money in her pocket) without bothering to mention why she even needs to be redeemed is so completely sickening. No amount of makeup or…

I must have said this 100 times since Trump was elected. Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho was infinitely better than Trump. He was even a better public speaker.

“While your ancestors were painting themselves blue and howling at the moon, mine were worshiping the One God.”

Nope. Not here. When you make a movie ten years ago, you are never allowed to change your mind. You never grow, you never change your stance. You’re just a blatant hypocrite.

Trump’s rating among African Americans is shit. So double of that is just double shit.

I don’t want to get into the business of questioning accusers’ stories (as has been happening since time immemorial).

Coco seems like a super fun person.

I hope Bruce Springsteen offers to play at Phil Murphy’s swearing in.

Yeah ... that’s kind of the problem with thinking as a binary. It doesn’t have to be the best OR the worst. I’m personally thinking both that way of thinking about it and the article’s principle premise itself are just too ... binary. He can be both.

You didn’t have to jump out the window so soon after the joke. You could’ve let it linger

Hopefully she doesn’t become a . . . ZOMBIE

Trump invited Dr. King to play, but was surprised to hear that he was dead.

That lifetime movie can go rot in hell. The BBC documentary The Coronation however? Definitely recommend it. Sees a lot of the Queen surprisingly off the cuff being at times almost child-like in glee and then annoyed mother at Charles’ behaviour during the Coronation.

I think they’re bigger than that.

Holy Cow, how tone deaf does an administration have to be to send this guy to the Netherlands? Who wouldn’t have seen this coming?