Looks like all the heavy weights are getting on the bandwagon (credit to Alternative facts)

I don’t want to be all judgmental but the Republican National Committee ads for Moore seem a bit much.

I feel bad for Deadspin readers but video is a great clickthrough generator.

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho or GTFO

The first three sentences, sure. Fuck the rest of that shit. Appealing to an imaginary higher power has a lot to do with how we ended up here in the first place.

Was there a list of winners posted somewhere and I just missed it?

Part of me wants Trump to have a state visit to the UK because the protests would be massive. The onslaught would start the minute Air Force One hit the ground. He’d be totally humiliated. Plus I’m sure the Queen would suddenly become “ill” and Trump would be stuck with Charles who would talk down to him and lecture…

Sarah Sanders basically summed up Trump’s position yesterday. Donny doesn’t give a shit about the accuracy of a claim, as long as it fits his narrative. Something he has in common with Fox News.

The first words I heard from the radio this morning were from an NPR anchor delivering the following intro to a segment: “to catch us up on the escalating tensions between the US and The UK...”

Well there’s this “little” fact that probably has people here in London extra fuming about this whole thing. Not just the fact that these racist pieces of shit got launched into the spotlight by 45 after pretty much getting bashed back into the hole they climbed out from.

That might serve as some sort of defense if he was just your crazy racist uncle down the street and not, oh, say, the President of the United States.

Sometimes you just gotta break out the classics because that’s what the audience wants to hear.

Been awhile since I’ve heard a candidate go full “GAY AGENDA!!!” (has it? maybe I’ve lost all sense of time). I hope rapey Howdy Doody gets eaten by ticks; ticks with diseases; bad diseases.

I will blow your mind right now, but there are places outside of America that don’t have the same culture and rules. Americans are not allowed to say the N-word, do the history and of the words use in the country.

I’ve used it as a compliment, but it rarely gets interpreted as one.

Does Trump only know like 10 people that he has to keep moving around from job to job? If Trump hired Conway to revitalize Trump Steaks she’d be woefully unqualified, and now she’s handling a drug epidemic? Is the plan to just start staying “Epidemic cured!” until enough people believe it? Actually, that’s starting to…

Frankly, she looks more like an expert on the meth problem, but who am I to judge?

“magnificent long overdue season of the douchebag reveal”

-1 for “half field” (ughh) but +2 for “Ashley Williams (who is still butt)”