sorry

I feel so wrong talking about the first lady’s butt but GOD DAMN. you could bounce quarters off of it.

I met Sir Paul once. He was perfectly nice.

He informed one of his ex-wives that he was divorcing her by fax. This was pre-texting days. He was on tour and didn’t want to strain his voice. Guy’s an asshole.

sounds like one and all

Whereas Phil’s such a nice man. Oh wait, no he isn’t. He made millions from that shitty song about homelessness, refused to give any money to charity for it, and then threatened to leave the country if Labour got in because he feared paying more tax towards public services.

I did an investigation of what a Jake Miller was and what I came away with is, that we really need to intervene as a culture and save the children. They can’t grow up in a world thinking that is music. And something should be done.

I vote the late great Christopher Lee. Because telling Peter Jackson what it really sounds like when you stab someone in the back is pretty fucking hardcore. Even if you were doing it to Nazi’s.

At the beginning of the Second World War, Doohan joined the Royal Canadian Artillery and was a member of the 14th (Midland) Field Battery, 2nd Canadian Infantry Division.^[9] He was commissioned a lieutenant in the 14th Field Artillery Regiment of the 3rd Canadian Infantry Division. He was sent to England in 1940 for…

Christopher Lee didn’t generally play badasses, but he was one hell of a real life badass.

I think you missed the important one. Mel Brooks: Army, WWII.

Which is probably why the Nobel Prize for Harmonica went to my neighbor Shady Pete. Bob’s lucky the committee threw him that “literature” bone, since he couldn’t win for the category where his heart is.

1. Danny Trejo.

Trump is more like Sarumann

Bah! Next you’ll say that Yoshinori Ohsumi’s studies on autophagy in yeast cells had nothing to do with peace either.

In 2 wheeler section,

This evidence seems pretty damning:

“To reach back decades in an attempt to smear Mr Trump trivializes sexual assault. Now, can we talk about Bill Clinton for a minute?”

It was clever but like 1/10 DadJoke (And I love a good DadJoke).