Dr: You have heart disease.

She’s not a doctor but I hear she’s given him a physical.

The doctors are still trying to figure out how a collection of hubris, hate and stupidity managed to assume something akin to human form.

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“Trump’s interview this morning with Dr. Oz will just be a conversation about well-being, being active and positive thinking.”

“Quick! Take the picture.”

I don’t know how to embed things but this one cracked me up.

I’m legitimately upset over this. I’ve been binging on the bake off the last couple of weeks and there’s no way the can possibly replace Mel and Sue, they are half of what make that show so great. This blows y’all

I’m shocked that any deal didn’t contain a lock for all four main cast members, since they all openly expressed unease about the show leaving the BBC. Channel 4 basically just paid eight figures for a white tent.

Venus Williams also tested positive for prednisone, prednisolone, triamcinolone and formoterol.

This was a totally pointless exercise on the part of the hackers.

i just tested positive for isthatol.

Vlad holding Donald’s hand.

I love Cher’s twitter so much. Everytime I read one of her tweets, I think of Kathy Griffin’s story about Cher calling her because her assistant was out and she didn’t know how to order pizza so she wanted Kathy to call and order it for her.

Cher’s tweets should be pressed in gold and sold as cartouches.

Or, maybe given Alexis’ fluidity with terms, he decided to keep it simple for the public instead of making this about pronouns and defaulted to “her”.

And? So you went and found a more recent Facebook post that doesn’t really excuse the general shittiness of your reaction to his first statement and his second statement still doesn’t really support any of the stupid shit you said the first time around. So why the fuck did you wallpaper the thread with that? Now you…

You know, even the worst gambler knows when to quit doubling down.

It’s so obvious in the block quote that he’s being very, very deliberate in his use of the terminology. Your skepticism is totally unfounded and actually pretty fucking cynical. You’re making this about you and your personal experiences when it’s really clear the guy knew exactly what he was saying and said it with…

It’s neither fair, nor appropriate, nor decent, nor logical given the overwhelming evidence that the Arquette family supported all of Alexis’ transitions. Your doubts are based on nothing other than your own self involvement, nice try though.