I dunno. The criticism seems valid. Is this car really worth two stories?

What? The BBC’s Olympic coverage was excellent, despite the time difference.

We had Claudia Fragapane, Mo Farah and Max Whitlock though.

Mary for president!

Just to defend our TV viewing habits as a nation, most of the notable parts of the Olympics were on at 3am or thereabouts (GMT) because of the time difference. If it had been earlier, it would have beaten the Cake-Off, because most of us were enthralled by it.

Everyone should be a fan of Mary Berry.

go fuck yourself

Claressa Shields didn’t win “the gold medal” for boxing. She won *a* gold medal for boxing, specifically, the middleweight. Not that that’s not an achievement, but phrasing it that way kind of overlooks everybody else— including Nicola Adams (UK) (<3), who also won a gold (flyweight) in 2012 and again in Rio. She’s…

Don’t forget Penny Oleksiak of Canada, who tied with Simone Manuel for gold. Per Wikipedia:

“On day six, Oleksiak won the gold medal in the 100m freestyle. She tied with Simone Manuel setting an Olympic record of 52.70. Oleksiak is the youngest Canadian to become an Olympic champion, the first to win four Summer…

And there’s Penny Oleksiak who, at only 16-years old, took home two bronze, a silver, and a gold medal in women’s swimming (Simone Manuel tied her for the gold). With four medals she set a record for Canadian Olympians with the most medals earned at a single summer games.

Needs some team GB women on here.

No. Wrong. There is more than one boxing gold medal for women.

Shoutout to the UK field hockey ladies, first time we had ever made it into a hockey final, and who won gold in a very tense penalty shoot out!

Nicola Adams. Laura Trott.

PENNY OLEKSIAK.

Nicola Adams achieved the same as Claressa Shields but in the flyweight class, for team GB :) First female champion in 2012, first boxer male or female to retain the title this year!

I love her!

No, nobody died, and the biggest TURD in Brazilian waters was American.

Having respect for transgender people and also believing Kaitlin Jenner may be a phony are not mutually exclusive points of view.

1. I’m agreeing with Tom Arnold. Never thought that’d happen.

Oh, Paris Hilton. Puh-leeze.