That’s actually a veggie.

New thing I learned today:

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

It’s now 3-2.

Maybe the service wasn’t as good as your friend thought. Just sayin’

Jon Stewart’s HBO Show Is Coming This Fall

I think this is a good place to leave this.

I wonder what’s worse - him pointing to Melania’s breasts, or him feeling up Ivanka’s hips?

Hey Donald, not cool. You should treat every woman like you’d treat your daughter...

Fuck you Jobu!

I love Charlie Brooker’s Screenwipe and Newswipe. Just a shame he has become less bitter in the more recent episodes. I do want a lot more Barry Shitpeas and Philomena Cunk though.

Additionally, check out A TOUCH OF CLOTH, if you haven’t. It’s a criminally underrated parody of British cop dramas he made. It’s hilarious (very much in the style of AIRPLANE! or POLICE SQUAD).

I can see The Onion headline now.

This is our life now. A million celebrities absolutely no one has heard of, getting sponsorships and making bank and being famous but only to to a subset of people on the internet. I’m very scared.

Being a big fan, I feel this movie should get an honorable mention, at least.

€94 million, that's like 1 Andy Carroll, 4 van Winkels and an infinite number of Sanogos.

Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments:

During the event I’m sure they move the signs so the deer know to cross elsewhere.

Why all the hate for Rita Ora? I’m seriously asking.