This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.

Extras made me like everyone more, except Gervais.

Ugh all the misspelled words in those tweets hurt my brain. Maybe that’s why you lost followers, Jaime?!

Enormity?

So....Gillian Anderson just won today, right?

That it shouldn’t justify his execution.

When silicone meet silica.

Celtic have done the world a great service by being shitty.

you’re taking a mighty loose interpretation of the word “win” there

Silly question: How is one able to actually trademark “Rio?”

Yeah, and like... Why not Dr. White? Dr. Ivory? Introducing another purple character seems ill advised, particularly if all of the players are drunk.

Did you seriously just but-what-about-Maori-on-Maori-crime?

Dude. Seriously?

It’s hot in the US, is it?

Is Dr Orchid’s game token going to be white like Mrs White’s was or will they change it to an orchid color? If it is orchid will it complement or clash with the Professor Plum piece? So many questions...

Um so are they adding poison as a weapon then? Otherwise this makes no sense

We're done, right?

How can this be anyone other than Sepp Blatter? Shit, the award should be named the "Sepp Blatter Award for Sleaziest International Sports Official."

+82

Why Neuer didn’t come out and plow over Griezmann, sending Greizmann into a coma, breaking a vertebrae and knocking out two teeth. That usually works so well for Germany against France.