Probably something along the lines of “Taxi for Johnson”.

Ahh, the beautiful, mellifluous language of Shakespeare, Keats, Austen, Dickens, Joyce and Wilde... the wankers.

The engine’s nice.

Well, Kevin Kline’s in it. So that makes two.

I’d say it’s more Alejandro Jodorowsky than David Lynch.

Casual racism is always funny.

Two Gloster Whittle engines from 1947, unfortunately they were too powerful as the exhaust blew away the track ballast and burnt the sleepers.

If you can stand Johnny Vaughan (and the interminable padding) this show is quite interesting.

They must be preparing the viewers for the absence of comedy they're going to get once James Corden arrives and stinks up the place.

A close 3rd... I'm sure there's a bit of the Landler in there.

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Amateur.

Duelling banjos style?

Not particularly, though his accent does wander around the counties (and countries) so there were moments.

Vincent Black Shadow

Ah, that would be Nottingham singer/songwriter Jake Bugg.

Time for a masterclass from the man himself... in the jungle.

Oh man, that voice.