I know the initial reaction is to think, “Good, he deserved it,” but, man. Once reality kicks in, I hope she escaped and got to a safe place far, far away. If not, I hope she’s not alive any more because no one deserves to suffer as much as she already suffered at their hands before this and I don’t want to even…

Damn, now I want this woman’s story to be turned into a movie. Have it directed by Kathryn Bigelow.

All of that and “I’m sorry we’ve failed you so utterly.”

Sadly, there is no way she’s still alive. I’ll toast her brave actions. May she inspire others.

...literally SAVING Bolivia, even though—oopsies!!!—she doesn’t speak Spanish!

Oh, man. I’d forgotten all about that chicken business. Didn’t he also say that chicken made men grow breast-y chests and/or go bald?

Seriously. Bring on the giant ant people or many limbed eldritch horrors.

I cannot wait for the day our alien overlords come to Earth. Welcome, alien overlords!

Why the fuck would they give their fictionalized bullshit version the same title as the actual documentary? They call it a “remake,” but can you remake a documentary that was filmed in real time?

I am in Europe and the only people who say “Europe is better” clearly don’t visit here or know much about is or our history. It has been a mess since forever.

She’s more like the people spewing hate in the background of the photos of the black students integrating schools in the South. I’m glad they’re preserved there, forever, so they can never deny having been raging assholes.

You must be thinking of Arizona. Texas is surprisingly accepting of our illegal immigrants. We have more than anyone but CA and you rarely hear of problems.

I can only imagine fleeing for safety with my child in my arms and some motherfucking asshat tripping me on purpose. Un. Fucking. Believable.

Is it possible that Jezebel, Gawker, all sites have One Day Kardashian Free?

If this were America a Go fund me would have been promptly set up. And she’s blond?!?!?!? Fox News would have been blowing up her phone before she even had a chance to put an ice pack on her sore ankles. Fucker

At the moment she was tripping those people she was, to me, the worst person in the world. Just in that moment only. She was. Yep.

Dear god, if there was ever a time when I wished that “fired” really did mean “out of a cannon, into the sun.”

Ugh, humanity do better.

Because, as a thirty-some year-old woman, I want to relive middle school?

I def had these jeans in, maybe...1995 but the eyelets were on the front not the sides. Lil baby Ms. Stabler was so on trend!