Typical Deadspin, always sticking up for Cardinals fans, or as they call them around here “the greatest fans in baseball”. I’m sick of the pro-Cardinal bias of this place!

The vast majority of zoos in the US 1) function primarily on donated funds and with a large contingent of volunteer staff, 2) go into debt accepting, caring for, treating, and housing abused, ill, and abandoned exotic animals, and 3) are the last-stop for endangered species.

When many of the people in question have mostly only lived during the current direction of zoos of roughly the past 30+ years, then yes they can be faulted for their ignorance and lack of research.

Right, zoos are just the main groups actively involved in animal conservation. But what do you really care about that? Oh right, you don’t care.

“Skipper Bruce Bochy should find a way to get this guy more at-bats.”

“The Mariners Just Can’t Stop Slappin Dingers” - U.S. Admiral, 1993, in Congressional Hearing in support of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Policy

This reminds me of something what happened in the fantasy baseball keeper league I’m in. It’s a 5x5 roto style league, 12 owners, 3 keepers. While most keep late round picks, this one owner always kept mid round ones. We felt it was a poor strategic choice to say the least. I usually opt for young starters, as they…

My guessticle is testicle.

Some of my best friends are women.

when reached for comment, Borring’s estranged wife said, “Keller does things my ex wouldn’t, like eat my ass and let the kids watch.”

+1 hour of watching naked fat/ugly people with dick in hand waiting for someone hot to show up so I can finish the job circa 1996

Barry this isn’t even a question. RGIII is a victim of the Subway curse. See the following examples ranked “meh” to “this is worse than the curse of Tutankhamun”:

I was hearing a BBC interview with an Afghan migrant to Germany who returned to Afghanistan because he wanted to go to school and improve himself but found no way to do that as a refugee. I told my husband that many of us migrants (I am one) are looking for an education (I was extremely lucky to get one). So many…

Don’t: flip your bat
Don’t: enjoy your job
Don’t: have brown skin
Do: assault your children with baseballs

Got it!

I know a lot of folks aren’t on board, but seriously, this is my new nerd crush.

You win all the wins.

*Resumes hardcore crush on Kate McKinnon + goggles*

And we can do something about both....

When someone DOES get killed doing this, all your glitter covered Affliction T-shirts are going to make you look even stupider than they do now..

Its almost like people with tempers or impulse control issues should be the de facto shooter profile and not the mentally ill.