Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

Jesus Christ. Just go to fucking sleep already if you're that tired.

And it's my opinion that they're assholes, and I'll say it to whoever I want. Including you. Asshole.

When a stadium is built with $1.2 billion worth of tax payer money, I feel they owe it to the public to provide reasonable pricing. Fuck these guys.

This is your response after posting a completely bereft-of-insight comment along the lines of “someone who owns something has the right to do what they want with it”?

You might have the largest disconnect between user name and actual comments in Deadspin history.

They can do whatever they want, and we can call them out for being assholes whenever we want. America is great!

I don’t know Cole Hampton from David, but it used to be that when you paid your hard-earned American money, you received goods and/or services in return. He really got burned here. But on the bright side, it certainly sounds like Hampton has something special with his wife, Heidi, in that she was open to watching a…

“Dad”, the child will then say, “Whatever happened to the “Tom Ley” person whose name is attached to this artifact of an article?”

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

The least surprising aspect of this video is that a UF student was rejected by Vanderbilt.

There was more effort on defense here than there is in an entire NBA season

Speaking of Venezuela, is anyone else seeing their conservative relatives constantly post on Facebook about the chaos going on there and saying that’s exactly what America will be like if SOCIALIST BERNIE SANDERS gets elected president?

The system is rotten to the core.

I’m sick of that ugly dork with the weird head trying to sell me bad pizza. I don’t need more of Manning on TV.

Man, I don’t know how many times I cheated on my dog, IN FRONT OF HIM, with the neighbor’s dog, and he still wanted to stay with me. Best Golden Retriever ever!

Dogs are cool, but they know when you cheat. Pet another dog, come home..sniff..sniff. I know what you did!