To be fair, the Mets’ MRI machine is just a refrigerator box with a bed of ball bearings and a white noise machine.

I wish the big bullies like Baltimore would stop beating up on plucky upstarts like New York.

“The Yankees are injured. Banged up, nicked up, scratched up, torn up.”

One of the nicest ballparks I’ve ever been to is a minor league park. I think it was for an exhibition game since the Red Sox were in town, but that was a helluva day in Baltimore. 

That ref who bumped his leg while stepping over him ( seriously, why the fuck did he feel he needed to step over the injured player at all? ) seriously needs to be fired. That’s easily the most fucked up part of the clip.

That ref went way out of his way to make sure he could run into him, would be interesting how he’s called Nurkics’ games in the past

Shout out to the ref for bumping the leg as he casually stepped over Nurkic.

 Camouflage 3-piece suit. 

I love it when racist dipshit let their racist dipshittery get the best of them. There’s video everywhere, eyewitnesses who’ve already incriminated him and an entire league that would like nothing better to show that they don’t tolerate racism. Good luck, salesman of the month.

Jesus, dude’s got jowls like he’s Mitch McConnells lost love child

Kermit Washington, a 6'8" but “skinny” 220 lb forward, nearly killed a guy on the court from one punch. There’s a reason the NBA instituted such stringent rules and restrictions following the Malice at the Palace: because these athletes can fuck people up if given the chance. And if Westbrook thought what the guy said…

Westbrook is a completely stacked athletic marvel who would absolutely whip the shit out of Mr. Keisel.  I pull you out of the grays to say as much, and in hopes of a good ol’ fashion pile-on from others.

Fitting that he used to work for the Highway Patrol. This is the sports fan’s equivalent of repeatedly yelling “Stop resisting!”

The thing I loved about this story, is Keisel couldn’t help but tell on himself. People (dipshits in particular) seem to forget that professional athletes play at an incredibly elite level, with the most insane shit talkers on earth. These shit talkers are all programmed to spend every minute of the game trying to get…

And he was apparently a cop. It’s like the perfect storm of racist shitbaggery.

Also, Bob Saget admitted that he sucked dick to get his kid into college.

the real question: what in gods name did this guy do in 2013 that he had to leave police work for good?

Accessories Manager?

He has exhibits everything I attribute to racists.

It’s a 220ft fence. In most single A games these would be easy outfield catches or MAAAAYBE a single if they drop right.