It’s not ergonomic, to say the least. I’d hate having to bend my neck back to watch TV or play a game. It’s why there are over-fireplace wall mounts that let you pull the display down to a more reasonable (but unfortunately still-just-a-little-too-high) position.

The switch menu is easily the worse of the 3, and that’s pretty well a universal opinion. However, I don’t think it’s bad or even annoying. The eShop however is pretty trash.

You can sort your games alphabetically, by recently played, by file size, by console (Xbox OG, Xbox 360, Xbox One), by Xbox One X enhanced, and a few more I believe. So I’d say that’s loads better than the Switch. It’s easy to find stuff in the store too.

What the fuck?

“Please do not send the fire marshal to my house.”

This is horrifying. Not least of all because the original Xbox One model wasn’t designed to be placed vertically at all and it was discouraged by Microsoft. And you’ve got it placed vertically the wrong way. I’m assuming it compromises the arcane locking mechanisms that keep the eldritch horrors contained within the…

The dangling power brick is the scariest part. One accidental tug and the whole console is coming down

You must not have a cat

Letting that power brick and power strip dangle there is actually pissing me off.

That’s a lot of words to say “roast me.” You know they have a whole subreddit for that, right?

Step 1: Says has too many things more important than putting console on shelf.

I know it took you at least 15 minutes to write this, and I love the irony of you doing so rather than spending that time fixing the situation lol. 

I’m frankly more disturbed by how high up your television is.  

And I wish you wouldn’t be a condescending dick!

I get it, but that’s not a normal production vehicle.

Demerit for not including a wagon on your list

Another fine moment at Jalopnik, showing that the authors know nothing about trucks - other than the typical “trucks are evil”.

Yeah, the 3 is a bit redundant to the Accord on that list. Needs a hot hatch — so Golf/GTI (since we don’t have a real Civic hatch any more) ... or dare I ask for a Fit SI?

FIFY:

Aside from the Dawning stuff, I’d recommend grinding a couple levels on the moon once in a while, if you’re having issues keeping up. The typical method is: