Jim Nantz was doing his best to get El Tigre to cry. “Just tell us how it feels. And I mean how it really feels. Deep down in your soul. Think of your kids. And your deceased father. How does it feel? Just tell us."

i didn’t just tear up, YOU just teared up 

This is a sad thing, because it’s true. This is like the guy in the office that you really like, and you really want to help, but if he can’t get it together, it’s the ax. He has got to get his shit together in the playoffs. This is too much now. 

which is the one where Hodor gets all horned up and flops around his dick in front of the kids and the wildling. cause that’s #1.

Ooooh, Hardhome over Winds of Winter! Your top 10 is basically perfect, except for me WoW is #1, Reins of Castamere is #2, and Hardhome is #5.

BUT he used the Notes app. So it’s all good.

“the first time is always the best”

Craptain Marvel? C’Antman? Deadarm? Thanus?  It’s in there somewhere....

“Moore finally got on the scoreboard by winning that game after two deuces.”

And a better talk show host than a safe sex haver.

Three pointer, nothin’ but SkyNet.

I think the Star Trek: TNG might be the only other finale I think of as fondly as Breaking Bad.
Almost but not quite for the Wire finale.

Funny enough, they put this one up in the home team clubhouse at Comerica in advance of opening day:

I do sort of love the idea of Young in Space Jam. Like after the players lose their skill, they’re all going to doctors and psychologists, trying to get their skills back. Nothing works. Suddenly, Nick Young shows up, all swagged out, and promises to get the players their skills back. They go through all sorts of dumb…

A master Brewer knows when not to overdo the hops

Oh now i get why project pegasus was so important to be included in Captain Marvel besides giving her an origin story

Needs more Yakety Sax. A lot more.

As I Calgary Flames fan can I make a legitimate claim to be a fan of the most irrelevant franchise of the big 4 sports (acknowledging the NHL sits much closer to MLS than it does to MLB or NBA in popularity)? Who else is even a contender for this title? The Florida Panthers, Arizona Coyotes, and like the Memphis…

Up here in Canada, Sportsnet picked up the first game of this series and it was so much fun (so many beards, so much hair!, division race, cranky Machado, great lineups, the promise of some great pitching to come). I fell asleep that night to the soothing sounds of what promised to be a great series. The only thing…

I’d be interested to know the percentage overlap of people who believe Kaepernick is “disrespecting the flag” but also believe there’s nothing wrong with flying/using the confederate flag. Also the percentage of those people named Cletus, Keith, or something-Bob.