are you trying to kill us

When Herr Trump is being inaugurated next year, because the democratic base will not turn out to vote for Wall Street’s favorite shill, I’m sure you’ll still be blaming everyone but her (Obama won Democrats but lost both Republicans and Independents and still won comfortably, something that nobody has ever done before…

Before I saw anything other than the headline and first photo, I thought: “Instagram, leave those nice lesbians alone! They’re just kissing on the beach!”

No, but what is happening to her skin? Is she being oven broasted? The last time I saw skin that color was on a Costco rotisserie chicken.

This is what I hate about Australia. Not the deadly animals, the sweltering heat, the sand that inevitably gets stuck in my butt crack. THIS.

The dude looks like Kid Rock.

RICH neo hippies.

They look like Burning Man types. Neo hippies.

And the only thing worse than hippies are GAY hippies. Being gay myself and having a lot of friends that go to Burning Man, I’ve seen my share unfortunately.

The hippies back home just seemed to smoke a lot of weed and ride their bikes around topless. But this was pre-Internet.

Young and scary-thin..... But I'm not seeing any pretty. And I read one of your comments; if you are a teacher, you Rock!

Oh, piss off. This isn’t about white people. This is about Goddamn HIPPIES! Get it right. They had sex on a bed in a van in front of the ocean during a sunset. Is there anything more hippie than this? Oh, wait, there is. Having a roll on a blanket covered in brightly colored flowers in their backyard and using petals…

I’m VERY GLAD this is the consensus here cause, oh my god.

I’m trying to figure out if I’m more put off by their piss-poor attempt at erotica or the dude’s panolpy of shitty tats.

Young, thin, attractive white couple want to teach us all about sex and love. Oh please, please educate us, oh wise ones!

Ya, that's what I said. :D

More like this is why people don’t like people who wear fedoras.

This is why people don't like white people.

Incredibly Sensual Narcissistic Couple Punished for Sharing Their Love on Instagram Oversharing

More insufferable than Kanye. Never thought I'd see the day.