If enough people die because we reopened the country too early it WILL affect our “American way of life” but this dipshit can’t see past the dollar signs. Economies recover, dead people don’t.

Vernon Jones is a sad joke. He is all about power and Georgia deserves better. Rhonda Taylor, the relatives are behind you.

I don’t give fuck all if the next president is exciting....I only care that they’re a Democrat. 

“no one really asked for him”

Team Sanders (now Team Never Biden) want moral purity more than they want to get a liberal on the Supreme Court or get Latino children out of concentration camps on the border.

Actually, doesn’t having the receipts show the important fact that he would be a illegitimate source of information? That’s important to do considering how many people blindly trust these clowns.

ugh my brother declared “Biden and Trump are both the same, neither are getting my vote!” last night. It was on Zoom so i was able to just stare at him as he was saying it.

When I was 19, I decided to learn to make pies. I made a bunch of different pies and then for the first time, I tried key lime. Also for the first time, I just bought a crust instead of making one. The goddamn foil pan folded in half like a fucking taco right as I was putting it in the oven, and all the filling…

That reminds me of a different cooking story that wasn’t a disaster, but was funny. Before everyone started having kids, we had a group of friends who we would always rent a cabin or house with for the thanksgiving weekend. I don’t actually eat meat, but I’m the only one who knew how to cook a turkey, so I had been…

Ok, this is not about something that I made, it’s about something that was served to me.

I tried to combine two of my favorite sweets by making Rice Krispies Treats with old orange marshmallow circus peanuts and Fruity Pebbles. It failed miserably.

there were certainly a few absurd moments that would lead any reasonable person to ask themselves, “How the fuck did we get here?”

Or maybe they can just find another hustle. We have too many non tax contributing churches in our neighborhoods anyway.

If you don’t live in California and wherever else it’s illegal, you can use Everclear 190, which is 95 proof/percent grain alcohol. (Everclear 120 is only 60%, so you can’t add anything else to it at all without diluting it too much.)

Apparently, going sober and stopping pot smoking a few months back has made me utterly intolerant of bullshit, and I don’t like myself for saying this but... I just want everyone associated with this presidency to drop dead already. I know... Ugly, right? Makes me no better than them, but I’ve had it, officially, with…

your joke... funny 

President Trump has fired the Pentagon inspector general who was supposed to oversee the distribution of the $2 trillion relief effort.

Where I'm from, we don't call people who live in their vans 'influencers'. 

I have been trying my hardest to avoid thinking about how competently Hillary would have handled this. She wouldn’t have been as comforting as Obama, but by God she would have gotten. shit. done. The problem is, people rarely recognize the natural consequences of their own beliefs and actions, even when it hits them…

A nation wide lockdown, massive testing program, with PPE and worker training, like was done in South Korea, could have avoided Jason Hargrove’s death.