Build date 4/20/2016

“A camera lens’ focal length (the distance from the lens’ most focused image to the camera’s sensor itself) is written in millimeters.”

Nice Pontiac!

Make sure someone brings an Aztek. Even the clouds will be so repulsed that they fuck right off.

The Saab 9-5. It is six years old but I could pass it off as new. A bit of a bias as this one is mine

Technically, one would be a non-running gag.

Only a Jalop. =)

She is performing a public service - she knows Mustangs kill people, so she refuses to have one in her video. This song even has the warning: “Mustangs.......Gonna hit you like lightning”

Was he released into the wild?

I rented a Pontiac Sunfire for a trip to Kill Devil Hills, NC - a place where driving on the beach is completely allowed. After the usual assortment of handbrake-assisted U-turns and curb clips, we headed out around midnight to drift the sandy shores. We made it, maybe, 100 feet before becoming impossibly stuck. By…

A pessimist looks at a glass of water and states it is half empty, an optimist looks at the same glass and states it is half full, but an engineer sees it and states the glass is twice as tall as it should be.

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multi-million dollar machines. They had…

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are golfing behind a group that’s playing horrendously slow so at the turn, they decide to ask the golf ranger what the deal with the group ahead of them. The ranger goes on to tell a story about four firemen that lost their sight saving the clubhouse and as a thanks, the course…

Oooh, engineering jokes time!

Stef:

Fun fact:

Move over VTEC jokes. There’s a new kid in town. “HCCI kicked in yo!” LOL

Totally worth it for this vanity plate alone.

Now we have to keep this guy away from these tiny little engines, right?