I would also like to time travel back to younger me. Particularly to the time at the age of 15 when a man in a pickup truck who pulled up as I was leaving a Walgreens to shout “NICE TITS” and drive off. Of course I froze... At the time I was more embarrassed than anything. I’m still angry for her.

I tried Tinder and had to delete after a day or so because the only people I swiped right on were by accident (I can be directionally challenged). Fun times!

Sorry (not sorry) but I’m about to finish off a bottle of 5-dollar wine and the signature in the above picture reads as “Royal Dump” to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It’s the little things these days...

Sorry (not sorry) but I’m about to finish off a bottle of 5-dollar wine and the signature in the above picture reads as “Royal Dump” to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It’s the little things these days...

I wouldn’t want my 2017 Brit any other way. <3