“I choose to remove myself from criticism, while still earning money from any new Freddy’s games that come out. Conveniently, since I won’t be the public face anymore, many who might have hesitated to buy them will decide that this makes it fine to again. Even though I’ll still get the money and almost certainly still…

A reminder to everyone:

“...like a 10 year old Blofeld...”

Not always Reagan. Sometimes Nixon got there first.

And now for all the regressive man children to puff their chests in comments...

If I was a kid, I would be begging for Mario Kart Live for Christmas, so there's a part of me who hopes it's really cool for those who get it. ❤

We are aware. We load this page more than anyone else.

What a crass thing to say. I have loved rocks for all 31 years of my life and will continue to be in awe of them until the day I am on my deathbed. On screen or off! Hrmph

You are clearly misremembering the episode with Ikra then.

Now I call myself a Kotaku regular, not as regular as some of the other fine people here but a daily glance before I start and end my day is always on the schedule. While I do yawp in excitement for game announcements and the like, I’ve never truly been happy about a piece of news that you folks have reported on(I…

Speaking as a non-American, it is truly shocking and DEEPLY disturbing how integrated and prevalent military integration is in your society. I say this without any hyperbole, but it’s a breath away from Fascism. 

It’ll ease your mind to know that Dr. Tran is, at least, a real doctor.

That seems unfair. Billy Mitchell was by all accounts actually competent at one point in his career.

I think one of them at Chuck E Cheese near me as a kid had a hammer for a little while. They were called Wacky Gator.

This was a ton of fun, and the voice work made it all that much better.

“I’M GONNA GET YOU!”
“NOW I’M REALLY ANGRY!”
“Ow. ow. ow ow. ow.”

If your downstairs neighbor is anything like mine, moving furniture and vacuuming at midnight, fuck ‘em.

When I visited Japan I went to a bath house that had an Attack on Titan theme due to the movie coming out. I wouldn’t have guessed I’d ever have relevant context to post this.

This is why big events are good for the gaming community. We’re sat here talking about a tech demo like it’s of the greatest interest, when we should be talking about McLarens being lowered from the rafters or executives excitingly proclaiming that what we’re seeing is Ridge Racer to thunderous silence.

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

I can’t tell you how often I’ve regretted choosing a gendered handle on Kinja. Seriously. (I also wish I had thought of a more clever one,  but this was right after the great purge/hack back in the day and they wouldn’t let me create a new account with my older, better one.)