The Honda Accord Crosstour wants its design back.

This is not much different from the Joker twist in Arkham Knight. “He’s dead, but he isn’t, but he really is.” It wasn’t even the only “they’re dead” twist in that game.

I would have been surprised if Batman really did remain dead for this game.

the butthurt over that brief twerking gag is so fucking funny to be because it only happened because Tatiana Maslany is a big fan of Megan Thee Stallion and she asked if they could do a quick scene together

She-hulk has done more to purge joyless virgins who actually haven’t ever read a comic(I stand by the statement that She-hulk is the most Comicbook accurate show we’ve had) from MCU fandom and that alone is worth it.

If I can correctly guess the number of Mario movie articles Kotaku will run next week, do I get a prize?

“I really want to commend the members of the 41 precinct because they were trying”

I always assumed Hoe Avenue would be located in Ron Burgundy’s mind somewhere on Whore Island.

Yeah, it’s an annoying trend sports sim fans like myself have had to put up with for the last few years, single-player modes getting neglected in favor of the card collecting modes propped up by whales. Which, I get, they make BILLIONS, but it’s still a bummer.

Personally, I think the early 6th gens were still the sweet spot.

Since it’s a slideshow anyway, it might have been nice to show pre- and post-facelift models side-by-side...

I should also note that my other daily-driver is an imported-from-Japan 1994 Toyota TownAce 4WD Super Extra High Roof riding on knobby off road tires with a low-range transfer case and manual locking hubs.

...it barely has 95 hp from it’s gas 2.2L inline-4.

Hi. Can you write for Jalopnik? Like, maybe now? 

I’ve owned a wide array of vehicles over the years, (I’m only 33 though, so no old-man stigma here) and the 2011 Jaguar XKR (X150 generation) I picked up back in 2018 is the best vehicle I’ve ever owned. (Reliability and all) It’s probably the most slept-on car in this category. (Which is one of the reasons I bought…

The “Cypress Green” color of the car in the lead photo is perfect. I wish Toyota would offer that across its lineup. 

Yup, have literally less than zero sympathy for them, they keep buying the exact same game every year with the same bugs, the same engine, the same graphics, and then complain when it's the same game again 

Seriously.

The rona has passed over, those that are going to be vaccinated have gotten the shot. Its time to come outside again friend. you did you job, its time to relax.

Yeah, the list is a bunch of BS. They don’t even have the largest chain in CO in the top 5.