“...I know a guy that off-roads an articulated city bus... “

Holy shit, is that tidbit about keys back in the day for real? You'd have a separate key for the door then you would ignition? And some keys unidirectional?!

If you haven’t heard of the band Lame Genie before this article (I haven’t!), check them out! They remix (?) a ton of VG music & it sounds great!

Forgot the leader: LEONARDO !

You do realize you're comparing a life saving device to analogue gauges, right?

Don’t know how you’re going to get 10 slides out of this... But the peak is now.

How about the new eclipse? Or is it ok because they added the "cross" suffix?

“Hey honey! I know you’re being mauled right now, but can you keep it down while I’m on the phone with Animal Control? They said they’ll send someone out in 20 minutes!”

I suggest you look up what rabies is & how it affects mammals. As a fellow animal lover & parent of two toddlers, this guy acted accordingly!

I guess it depends on a number of things... National chain of gas station or convenient store? Shady gas station tucked away in a bad part of town? 5am?

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen people with their headlights illuminated but no tail light lights. This can't be more than simple coding line. Automatic headlights on ? Taillights illuminate automatically.

I mean, the number isn’t large enough to warranty a remaster or sequel :’(

Fuck man, I think there’s just two of us :’(

Gifs you could hear

I always keep my cars’ interior spotless so... not a god damn thing.

I mean, it’s not vulgar & there’s no nudity... so you’re probably fine? It depends on how stuck up your colleagues are?

IMO, the CR-V & the RAV4 are the *least* offensive looking in the small SUV category. Go look up the Chevy Trax, Ford Ecosport, Nissan Rogue. Fucking atrocious.

Either this is an April Fool’s day joke, or HD’s marketing department is a bunch of baby boomers who give each other handies under the table. Who the fuck thought this was a smart thing?

Like the Denver Jockstrap?

Sure thing! It so mild that I don’t need to add any sweetener to it. Best of luck!