I don’t blame you. I’m not spending anything more than $15 for a T-shirt. Even then, I wouldn’t get a T-shirt tailored.

0 x 1 = still 0

Clearly, you haven’t been to /r/malefashionadvice :)

Literally, the first cat in the video, named Joseph, is a lion.

Are you opposed to paying more to tailor a shirt than what you paid for a shirt? Or is it because the $3 shirt won’t last and therefore, isn’t worth tailoring?

FWIW, those are the same exact problems for most men buying inexpensive men’s t-shirts. Men (as a group) are just a little less picky about fit than women.

“...but for a guy so smart...”

I wasn’t speaking from an offended place, so no worries! I just wanted to point out that the idea has been thrown out there before. I’m totally on board with you on that idea!

Triggered much, snowflake?

Most squad cars have dash cams, right? Why not set to record when the office responds to a call and needs to exit his vehicle?

You know you were one of those who turned an applauded him at the end!

You should be on drugs to mellow the fuck out, dude.

Would you look at this...

You:

So the bit he does about the guy who jumped out of a helicopter, sinking cruise ships, the duck dynasty grandpa, clippers owner, adopting his dog... still the angry white guy?

I think the judgement calls is what makes this complicated.

...that has not been his schtick for a long time now...

He excels at simultaneously offending both conservatives and liberals.

NDT would probably say, “Star stuff”

“...Yu is opposed to continuous recording, in which officers simply keep their cameras on throughout every shift...”