After watching the trailer many times over the course of making my modest recap, it finally clicked to me what seemed wrong with it: it wasn’t just the whitewashing, or the imitated sequences, or the quality of acting or writing. It was a fundamental misrepresentation of the character of the Major: they wrote her into…

WHAT. HOW. That is PRECISELY what I would’ve said and I assure you I would’ve NEVER spoken to her again. You silver tongued devil, you.

LMAO Jon, I can relate. I have the worst case of “Foot in Mouth” disease, I do DUMB SHIT like this with girls all the time.