Food I’ve snuck into a movie theatre (at one time or another):

My grandma was the Solid Snake of sneaking food in. I’m pretty sure her handbag was bottomless.

Fortunately, no one uses fake vaccine cards. 

What the actual fuck?

I’ve always thought a good drag name would be “Ariana Venti.”

“’Cause I know how forgetful y’all Tiggers are!”

Tigger, please.

I’m pretty sure she chose to complain about “Tigger” so she could say 83.3% of the n-word to a black person and get away with it.

Not really. If she didn’t support him, why should he support her?

Wait, Martinez was divorced AND also had a former fiance?

That’s awesome. I’m sure that Bob appreciates David’s support while the former is in the hospital. David sure did when the tables were turned.

I know this is unusual, even for Japan as others have said, but it feels like you only ever hear about shit like this happening there. Like America is with gun violence.

Can’t wait for his next movie, HellNaw! About a rich young woman who has to do horrible things for The Devil after her wish to make her successful comes true.

The suit also accuses Activision Blizzard of failing to act on “numerous complaints” concerning harassment, discrimination and retaliation from male colleagues over those complaints, and says employees affected were “further discouraged from complaining as human resource personnel were known to be close to alleged…

“Sooner or later, white people are going to have to learn there is no context in which their use of the n-word is anything less than inappropriate and racist.”

It’s a relic from yore-times to make your legs look longer.

“Parents want their kids to learn to think critically, by unquestioningly accepting whatever fairy story best fits the prevailing white supremacist, state capitalist, exceptionalist narrative.”

Missus CoolBreeze and our nuggets are gonna hate this lol