Michael Ironside needs to voice Sam Fisher.

I grew up watching Bob Ross painting happy accidents on tv. He and Lavar Burton were among the most wholesome content I’ve ever watched back then. It’s really sad how things ended up, and to know that Bob Ross’s wishes weren’t respected after his death. Pretty fucked up if you ask me.

Korean cinema is so fucking good. One movie in particular is The Villainess. John Wick 3's motorcycle chase scene was practically ripped from it.

“Prevent the cursed Ball-Dangle!”

Dominatrix: Re-Erections, here we come.

Just kinda sucks that this demo is console only. Kinda confused why it wasn’t released for PC as well.

Now imagine GoldenEye like this...

This is like a soft reveal for the next Matrix game. Sexy time!

I was expecting Mike Fahey to have written this, given his affinity for the color pink.

That photo makes my skin crawl. But if they’re as helpful as the articles states then maybe I’ll leave em alone...

BUT I’M REAL!

#TeamCGI but damn looks sooo good!

Had no idea about such a game. Looks fun!

That and Kojima most likely considered porn names for his characters before settling for the ones we know. Plus, Liquid Snake with his mullet, and Revolver Ocelot with his porn stache lookin like 70's porn stars in their own right. With lines like, “you’re...pretty good” doing finger guns, and “I’m just someone hired…

Reminds me of when the band Iron Maiden strong-armed 3D Realms into a lawsuit about their then-named game Ion Maiden. It’s ironic because the band named themselves after a torture device that existed in the 1800's.

I’m sure you’re right. He’s probably got an old list of names somewhere that start with “Pulsating Snake”, “Engorged Snake” and/or “Tumescent Snake.”

I have fond memories of this movie. 20 years ago I was at a girl’s apt and she fired it up on her dvd player for no particular reason. We ended up hooking up on her couch while all this weird shit was happening in the movie. This was basically a “Netflix and Chill” for us before it was cool.

he wanted to be on campus to pursue a career in nursing.