The only one that got attacked was that poor dog. She was choking the dog with the leash while she was on her phone. Stupid KKKaren needs to STFU. Still can’t believe the dog was remanded back to her after all this bullshit.

Not lovin’ this news.

I’m surprised the cop didn’t get out of his patrol car saying, “Kid, did you just fucking hit MY car?!”

One time, back in junior high, I was playing the SNES port of Mortal Kombat. After dying an embarrassing amount of times I finally reached Goro. I must have died over 50 times before I finally beat that motherfucker. In the process of my many deaths I literally bit my controller and threw it across the room out of…

It’s a twinstick shooter dressed in cyberpunk. Looks fun.

Not sure if anyone’s done it yet, but I’m coining the couple “ScarJost.”

Gandumb.

Whitley was probably still crossing the river of denial wondering why his nether region felt extra tender.

Maybe it’ll be like Communion from 1989.

Truer words were never spoken.

Why ruin a PS4 pad? Coulda just used some crappy 3rd party.

That “body of christ” and wine” are laced with cognitive dissonance and hypocrisy. Former church goer, I would know.

Making Murica stupiderer, one curriculum removal at a time.

This sounds like a sequel to Christine, the Stephen King novel.

four of Steam’s ten most popular games—Destiny 2, Apex Legends, Rainbow Six Siege, and PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds—are “borked.”

Or, hey, who knows? Maybe Sony will announce the Vita 2.0 two hours beforehand and take the wind out of Valve’s sails.

Regarding 80's TV shows, this was my entire childhood! I guess I’ll rethink cancelling Prime for the time being.

ESPECIALLY NOT FUCKING MIYA PONSETTO’S UNDERSTUDY!

Her shirt: Never Miss a Day...

I just saw this. I kinda like the whole setup, BUT I did notice that the D-pad and face buttons are super close to the upper corners of the unit. If they were going to have physical buttons then why have those square touch pads?