I’d like Spongebob now please.

I remember the first time I ever even heard of “pachinko” was after that MGS3 variation was announced. Everyone in the MGS community, including myself, felt like it was just a waste of time, manpower, and assets to create beautiful remastered cutscenes, not for an actual MGS3MASTER/MGS3MAKE, but only for a…

My kid is also in the running. On his tablet!

I think that was Darwin in the backseat.

An entire article? About an automated email from Sony? Jeez.

There should be some awards doled out!

Nice! Those damn mid-level birds are always the death of me.

My current score right now is 2428. My internet goes out quite frequently.

Probably. What’s really stupid is the fact that a Timed Demo was released at the cusp of the full game’s release. Like why? At least RE7's demo was over a month out from full game release, and again, it wasn’t some timed bullshit.

This also goes for gamers who arrange their games by color and don’t play them, thereby adding to their already huge backlog, haha.

Whenever Smith’s family came looking for him, Edwards would lock Smith in the kitchen freezer or in another room so that his family couldn’t find him. Once, when Smith tried to escape he was caught and “hit in the head with a frying pan, burned with hot tongs, beaten with belt-buckles and called the n-word…

Unfortunately, I know someone like this IRL. But this person instead says, “Oh please, stop playing the victim here” after being a raging asshole.

She literally jumped in the car to try and commandeer the fucking van. I have no words.

Truth. RE7's demo didn’t do this bullshit. Capcom started doing these timed demos when they remade RE2. Then did the same for RE3MAKE. Super annoying.

Yep, the would-be killer needs to kill themselves first, AND THEN kill the would-be victims. You’d think they’d have figured that out by now.

The only surprising thing is that this guy still has his hair.

Shell-shock.

I Love how Gilbert pops in and out of the screen like the “TOASTY!” guy!

I died at “TEST YOUR MIGHT!!!” HAHAHA

Whoa, Must be Backlog Friday, or something. This is like the fifth backlog-related article I’ve seen on Kotaku today.