Congratulations on being a huge asshole.

I watch Real Housewives the way my wife watches Star Trek ie. by being in the room while the other watches and occasionally commenting between surfing for porn on our phones.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

I’m thankful that it didn’t become available until my sophomore year of college. I’d hate to think what would have been written if I had access to it in HS or even worse, middle school *shudder*

I deleted everything that old

There are so many things wrong with this post, I don’t have the time to correct all of them...

Is it really binge watching if you only watched, like, 3 episodes max?

I’m pretty sure it was at midfield

As an Eagles fan, i hate to say this but yes, TB12 is the GOAT. (Sigh, but its true)

No.

This is the thing about the trajectories of Chelsea and Mourinho over the past three seasons: I’m not going to make excuses for Mourinho or say that Chelsea shouldn’t have fired him last season, but I’m also not going to defer to Hazard, Costa, Terry and Co. either. For whatever reason, Mourinho wasn’t able to…

Haha! It was more a comment on the quality of content on soccer articles at Deadspin. However, much appreciated.

And walking off the court without shaking your opponent’s hand is....?

I legitimately didn’t know that. Thanks!

Honesty, I don’t like this anymore that the you, but I also feel like maybe this is what we deserve. I’m holding an iPhone right now. We all know they’re made by slaves and that the rare earth minerals that make them go are strip mined with little or no environmental regulations probably by children, so that I can…

Anyone catch the guy in the Brozerre (man bra) at around the 1:20 mark?

Justification is an amazing thing. Usually flows out of entitlement.

You know who loves a relegation battle? Big Sam!

If this is true, I can’t believe he hasn’t come out yet. I mean, nothing screams “bastion of tolerance and understanding” like Green Bay, Wisconsin.