Swansea probably pissed they’re gonna miss out on Big Sam...

Not sure how this is a straight red...

You lived through 2016 and still think there’s a God?

Here you go:

Surface Studio isn’t out til early 2017.

I put it on repeat whenever I really need to focus and get some shit done.

Did you care this much about the electoral vote before this election? Did you know Gore won the popular vote in 2000? Did you care then?

Suppose you could say 300k a Premier League game as teams usually only play one league game per week

Sissoko has just as many assists as Ozil this season... just FYI.

Helps actually participating in the sports you’re watching.

And probably doping.

Probably why he wrote this one

There is something to be said about everyday products (antibiotic soap and micro body wash beads, for example) messing up our water supply.

While I appreciate the snark...

Has he appointed a single person that isn’t going to actively try to undermine the position they are appointed to?

Should they do a play-by-play of that god awful penalty shootout?

I was responding to this bit of your comment:

What?

Comedy news isn’t fake news if the jokes are factual. John Oliver’s show is incredibly well-researched AND comedy!

This didn’t happen in the past year, though.