It reflects off of the goddamn debris forming the rings, you absolute fucking idiot.

No, but then again I’m not the one that reads about how Saturn’s rings reflect light “brighter than most known stars” and thinks “Gee whiz, I wonder if we’d be able to see stars next to this GIANT ORB OF LIGHT POLLUTION” like you did.

No, you absolutely wouldn’t? I don’t know how someone can read this article and walk away with that absurd conclusion, but it’s...well, absurd.

Yeah man, those millennials, always hoping we can have a more unified and inclusive world, what assholes.

It hasn’t been “protect and serve” since Warren v. District of Columbia in 1981, whether they were on duty or not.

It certainly hasn’t gone live everywhere yet, I can’t update the app. But obviously something has changed on the backend regarding Google logins because now I can’t get in at all - clicking the Google logo just brings me to a white screen with a loading circle.

You must be the squarest motherfucker around because Shaggy is out-and-out a pothead, your weird cartoon character rationalizations notwithstanding, and if you’d ever encountered !!!!MARIJUANA!!!! in the real world you would recognize exactly how stereotypical he is.

Everyone around here knows that scooby snacks are actually the bits of ash and unburned matter that you get in your mouth when someone passes you a spoon or chillum without a screen loaded with ground stuff.

Uh, really? That just means you never paid much attention.