This woman has beautiful bone structure and generally well-spaced, well proportioned, features. Were the makeup less photo on the left done from a different angle, and were she presenting a less "meh" face, I think she would be just as lovely BECAUSE she has a lovely face. Guh. The makeup only plays up what she…

I understand the hatred I will receive for this, but my belief is that a really good Rueben can only be made by finishing with a dip in whisked eggs and then pan fried.
Use the sauce to dip.

This, as I'm being carried in my black coffin down the aisle.

Correction:
The nut doesn't stick its tongue out too far from the tree.
???
Yes, that's right.

"Period" is so definitive ; as though it is something that will continue for the rest of my life/month.

Lindy, I do love your articles. But. Drunken binge intercourse is *never* "sexy intercourse."

Huh. Had to scroll back up to make sure the header said "Jezebel" after finishing this article.

Chief Idiot: "And what do we do with witches?"

This shit is good for one thing, and one thing only: making a bitching sabayon.

Deep-south raised northern-now chick calling in to say: cobblers do not have crusts on the bottom as some here are saying. They are "cobbled" as the drop-biscuit top looks just like a cobbled street.

Awwgawd . I forgot that one. What an inhuman shitstain.

Unfortunately, this seems to be a thing for a few very sick individuals.

Porn?

After studying each of these pics, I have one conclusion. The devil is real.

To all those on here who think only pregnancy changes breast structure, I'm here to say that breast tissue changing is as individual as the boob owner. Pregnancy did little to change my then C cup. But upon my colostrum coming in (not even fulltilt-milk) my breast swoll to mammoth proportions. They literally, I am not…

My husband told me abut this yesterday. I told him he must have misunderstood what he read. It must be fake, I said. This would be this stupidest thing ever, I said. What kind of idiots would use this, I said.

Thank you Katie, for putting this on the main page. I posted a link to this http://groupthink.jezebel.com/im-sure-her-bd… article yesterday on GT but got little feedback.

Just popped in to say that Tom's as in Tom's of Maine is now owned by Colgate. Has been for about 5 years now, I think?