The Worst of Times, Now Not Much Better
Hello all.
Hello all.
I don't know how to link to the streaming!!!
Can you be too old to rock cat's eye liner? I love the look, though I've not left the house with one yet. As you can see by my avatar, I dig the pinup girls! I'm trying to get the shape down for my eyes. They are slightly hooded, so I'm not quite certain if I'm doing anything right.
I'm sharing because I've tried very hard (like for 3 tries) to make an awesome, stiff, and easy chocolate mousse for cake fillings. I think I've found what works. Here goes.
Oh wait, no. Not all. NPR also called Dave Brubeck the Macklemore of 1954. Hmm. Not sure how I think of this. But I know I don't agree.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/deceptiv…
Eye makeup. How do you do it? I'm in my newish thirties and would love to do a full on smokey eye, but. But. I think I might be too heavy lidded, aka bedroom eyes, to accomplish this look. Too much color/darkness, I fear, adds to the heavy look of my natural lids. But I like this look so much on other wimenz!
Any…
After one more year of life in neinname's existence, I am not certain I've grown as much as I would have hoped by this time, accomplished as much as I would have liked, or helped as many people with whatever by this date. I have kept two miniature people with half my genetic profile alive for another year, completed…
And then some. My ample (bahahahahaha, "ample"—gargantuan is more like it) bosom is threatening to run away from my chest wall if my hormones do not stop their onslaught. I'm on the very. Verge. Of. Tears. Right. Now. And all other moments. My skin has decided to be a 4th grader at her science fair and recreate the…
What are you Jezefriends making/made today?
Without prejudice. Without strife. I'm going to put on my bathing suit and fucking own that hot tub. I am the sun drenched wench. I am the hot as hell cunt-haver. You bet your sweet ass. I will have a very, very good 4th of July. I wish that all of you Umerricuh residents have an awesome day as well.
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