I kind of get it, in that I love Charles Barkley, but listening to Francesa makes me understand why people would hate Charles Barkley.

Meanwhile, Simmons is thriving. Deadspin is just butt hurt and jealous. He’s a sports commentator. No shit he has hot takes. Deadspin has hot takes all the time. Way more people watch/listen/read Simmons than Deadspin. Just need to get over themselves and stop wasting time with these vanity jealousy posts.

There is some humor to the idea that Simmons’ schtick is tired on Deadspins 9846th post about how awful he supposedly is.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

replace “study and find work” to “physically dominate children” and I think you’ve nailed it!

I thought the word was Kazakh, not Kazakhztani.

I am praying that somehow, some way the Giants find a way to sign him.

I have it from an excellent source the Bulls partied pretty extensively the night before that game, fwiw.

I’m pretty sure NBC just simulcasted that nationally. I couldn’t hear a whole lot of what they were saying, mostly because I spent the whole time repeatedly asking God what I had done to deserve the Flyers broadcast

Legitimately happy to see Lamar.

Can we all agree Colby Rasmus was the best player in the MLB last year because he had the highest ‘WAR’?

Kareem is the best Laker.

Have we reached peak shit posting on Deadspin with this trash article?

But he transferred there from LIBERTY. I mean, you can’t blame the guy. It’s like eating out of a can for years and then someone offers you a hot buffet every day for a year. You’d go to Duke, too after spending a year at Liberty. He had to prove he was worth it and whether it was the best place for him or not, he…

“The sad/amusing fact is that it is easier to kill someone with a kitchen knife overall.”

Oh wow! Like a lot of people, I quickly read the headline and my mind immediately jumped to the other Will Smith, the relief pitcher for the Milwaukee Brewers.

My second favorite episode is when Will pretends he likes poetry, so that he can fuck his female peers. The name of his favorite poet was Rafael De La Ghetto, and that was funny.

You mentioned the low hanging fruit, though.

Everybody wants to be an effing tough guy. Carry your gun loaded in your car in case you have a car accident. Enjoy spending the rest of your life in jail you fucking idiot.

not even worth it