I want a testicle slider. If the horse balls in Red Dead can sag, why not here?

“We wanted Night City to be pretty open sexually, where something by today’s standards might be taboo or kinky is very normal and commonplace by 2077 standards.”

As an aside, it appears that one of the developers snuck in a right wing dogwhistle into the game...

It’s funny how Vin Diesel’s face somehow looks like the most generic video game character ever.

And she’s not even saying people shouldn’t play it! She’s giving some really good advice to people who have the condition and still want to try it out. She’s being genuinely helpful and these chucklefucks still have to rampage around the internet being assholes for no reason.

I feel so bad for Liana too. She just started at GI not too long ago, and I’ve really liked her presence there so far. And it’s not like she even actually said anything “bad” about the game, just that you might want to be careful. She actually goes out of her way to give people advice on what they can do to keep…

Stay classy CDPR fans

Probably not nearly as bad as Being an American in 2020.

“I lived them, it wasn’t so bad” - probably because you’re the exact type of person Reagan and his administration liked - a white, straight, neurotypical , middle class American man. I know it’s the big scary no-no word these days, but y’know what that’s called? Privilege. It’s best you start recognizing you lived a…

Step 1: The rich people get the money.

This wasn’t a review, and the shit that Reagan did during his administration was abominable, and that’s just how he dealt with the AIDS crisis alone. Beyond that, his bass-ackwards economic polices, proven not to work and since been deemed a failure by the fucking architect of the policy are still somehow considered…

From the word go, Call of Duty was always the slightly creepier, more jingoistic take on ‘historic’ AAA shooters. Early on, it was likely just a way to distinguish itself from Medal of Honor’s more Spielbergian approach to identical subject matter. But as time’s gone on and Call of Duty delved into more contemporary…

Any time you hear about something incredibly corrupt destroying American lives, turns out Reagan helped it get there. 

I’M STILL WAITING ON THOSE TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS TO GET DOWN HERE

It can still be hard to get a hold of a switch at times.

When the PS4 Pro and Xbox One X were released, I was not impressed. For starters, it was some PC-upgrade type bullshit! I bought consoles precisely to avoid having to upgrade every 3-4 years, but here both Sony and Microsoft were, dropping iterative improvements of the same machine only three years after the…

I don’t understand how people have the bandwidth to care about this shit. No one is gonna make you wear a dress, or date men who wear dresses. If you wanna be a “manly man” whatever that means, you can. No one’s stopping you. If you wanna date “manly men,” no one’s stopping you. Why can’t we all just let people do…

Came here to say this.

This is the kind of gritty realism I want from my historical murder simulators.