Old Gray Thing creeped me out big time. Actual goose bumps reading it.

There’s an easy solution here people. Stop buying 2k games.

So basically Mario is Charles Foster Kane?

“I don’t like to lose, but I’m proud to take second place to this man’s magnificent hog.”

Mario’s respectful clapping really elevates this gif.

Even better

What about the original Battlefront 2, where you could land on the bloody crusiers and try to take them out from the inside?

Obligatory “fuck slideshows” comment.

You mean Nobu

“A new horse.” I don’t want a new horse, I want my Kage back. 

I still ran into a weird one - I was a 15 year old king (grandson of the previous king, no other viable heirs) and about the time I got started, I got a “bully” who was 4 years old and had the ability to turn other children against me. Me. The king. Bullied by a 4 year old and his toddler friends.

The Pope can no longer publicly accept cannibalism.

That’s what the con may be banking on, actually.  Have the governor (or mayor of LA) say oh hell no rather than pulling the plug.  Probably due to contracts, insurance, etc. 

Did they patch out the ability of 2 year olds to get into drunken brawls? Because that happened to me last time I played.

Remember, folks, many of your fellow citizens are selfish psychopaths who would rather you or your loved ones needlessly suffer and die, than they have to do without a petty luxury for themselves.

Unfortunately, the Maine wedding has shown us that the people who bear the worst consequences may be those who had nothing to do with the original bad decision.

They pissed their pants when Sureshbhai Patel went for a walk. They pissed their pants when Eric Garner sold cigarettes. They pissed their pants when Elijah McClain wore a ski mask.

“They’d piss their pants...”

To these cops,

There is, it’s called being a cop.